My Facebook Status (After I read it on twitter obviously):
“Dear Americans, Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products.”
Scoopy’s Comment: ‘how comes you forgot Pakistan in that list?’
‘Comes’ was not a mistake. That is how he writes.
My reply (after marveling at the monstrous proportions of lack of common sense in scoopy) :
‘largely because pakistan is not prounounced as i Pakistan I guess’
Scoopy: Why do girls always go for the bad boys? (he was clearly disappointed by his single status)
Me (while munching my McRoyale): its obvious why they do.
Scoopy: ahan? how so ?.
He gets closer, anxiously wanting to listen to my explanation about the dilemma he was facing.
Me: Well girls love to fix things. They need to fall for those bad boys because they believe they can fix their flaws and make them good boys. They are chasing the trophies I tell you. There is nothing more satisfied than a girl who has his man trained and domesticated. :P
Scoopy’s eyes go wide. He shook his head in excitement as if he had solved the mystery of the Bermuda triangle.
Me: They don’t fall for you because there is nothing to fix in you. You are a good decent bloke who lives his life with sense and maturity (I had to find a reason now come on :P )
Scoopy: Ooooh Raaiighhht!…. So in order to change my relationship status from single to committed I need to be come a “bad Boy”.
Me: *sipping my extra large Coke* *burp*…. That seems the case Scoopy. Its the Only way.
Scoopy: HMmmmmm (gives out a thoughtful hmmmm as he ponders while looking at thin air. )
*A minute passes by*
Scoopy: well how come you are single? *he gives me an inquisitive look *
Me: *Carelessly throwing the food paper bag in the corner * … Coz scoopy … I am nobody’s Trophy!.
I think I am in love with my doodh wala (milk man)….He runs a shop in the near by pond so I go buy it everyday from him.
You must be wondering what is so special about him.
Well….. The thing is I simply go and stand there. Mind you there are no lines and people just jump over each other to get milk….. Chaos…. that is how it happens on most shops.
On the contrary he just knows everyone’s turn. People yell and scream and try to hop over each other. He pays no heed to them. Just takes orders from the person he knows is the one next.
Eventually everyone has started to realize their hopping is futile. Scoopy was the biggest culprit. He thinks there is a conspiracy behind this doodh wala and he is probably working for Israel, India or most probably USA. We never really have to justify our theories as long as they are perfectly sensible to us. *sigh*……
so I stand there and when my turn comes he simply looks at me and says “han jee kitna” (how much milk) and then he fetches milk and off i go. No chaos, no panic.
Like I said. I think i am in love with my milk man ( it may not be entirely non gay) :P scoopy is jealous :p haha
