After a rain drenched night, Friday morning at toad town was amazing. My toad heart sang some songs for my imaginary toadess.As I rode on my Lamborghini Diablo to work. (Thats what I nick named my Volkswagen ) I saw the "Charlie's Angels" staring at me from head to toe and whispering stuff to each other.
No Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy liu NO NO NO.... Those are not the ""Charlie's Angels" I am talking about. (Although I wish I was ... ) *drifts Away in Toad DayDreaming*...
oh right back to the real story. These "Charlie's Angels" are a bunch of toadess aunties that stand outside everyday keeping an eye on everyone and latching onto any gossip originating opportunity. There Names are given below
1. Appa Hameedaan
2. Baji Rakhshanda
3. Aunti Zulekhan.
Nothing special about them though. Pretty much every toad town has them. Nothing escapes them. Any birth of baby toad, any toad wedding, any family fights and politics. They pretty much run the racket if you know what I mean. I am the designated out law of their domain. Every morning they stalk me for any possible loophole in my life which they can pounce on and end my lawless vigilante life.
Today was no different. "hello ladies" I greeted them as I stopped my car close to them.
"hello beta"..they all said it with a fake smile.
"brilliant weather today " I exclaimed.
'Yes beta .. but we are not sure if that is the reason for your song humming morning ' They said with a menacing twinkle in their eye.
I knew they were on to me. I panicked at the very thought of it.
"ah ..hmm ladies I am getting late from work ..see you later " I said as I hurriedly steered the car away ...
Phew that was close.
All in a days work ... although I just lost the will to hum any more songs...
If you were expecting any point in this post then you are starkly mistaken......
No Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy liu NO NO NO.... Those are not the ""Charlie's Angels" I am talking about. (Although I wish I was ... ) *drifts Away in Toad DayDreaming*...
oh right back to the real story. These "Charlie's Angels" are a bunch of toadess aunties that stand outside everyday keeping an eye on everyone and latching onto any gossip originating opportunity. There Names are given below
1. Appa Hameedaan
2. Baji Rakhshanda
3. Aunti Zulekhan.
Nothing special about them though. Pretty much every toad town has them. Nothing escapes them. Any birth of baby toad, any toad wedding, any family fights and politics. They pretty much run the racket if you know what I mean. I am the designated out law of their domain. Every morning they stalk me for any possible loophole in my life which they can pounce on and end my lawless vigilante life.
Today was no different. "hello ladies" I greeted them as I stopped my car close to them.
"hello beta"..they all said it with a fake smile.
"brilliant weather today " I exclaimed.
'Yes beta .. but we are not sure if that is the reason for your song humming morning ' They said with a menacing twinkle in their eye.
I knew they were on to me. I panicked at the very thought of it.
"ah ..hmm ladies I am getting late from work ..see you later " I said as I hurriedly steered the car away ...
Phew that was close.
All in a days work ... although I just lost the will to hum any more songs...
If you were expecting any point in this post then you are starkly mistaken......
apt description of nos aunties. I was recently told by one that if i would change the hem length of my shirt, guys would come running with proposal
ReplyDeleteSuch pearls of wisdom. haha
ReplyDeletethose aunties are EVERYWHERE!!! lol @ tanzilla
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